child
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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce
case. The problem was
who should get custody of the child. The wife
screamed and jumped up and
said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the
world with all the pain
and labor. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do
you have to say in
your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly
rose. "Your Honor...
If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a
Pepsi comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine?"