Think you have family problems???

"Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You
think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: A few years
ago I met a young widow with grown-up daughter. We got married and got
myself a step daughter. Later, my father married my step daughter.
That made my step daughter, my step-mother. And my father became my
step son. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my step mother, had a son. This
boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was
also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson.
That made me the grandfather of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister
of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my
father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own
child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew & I am my own grandfather!"

"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS?