Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like
each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and
they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked
to them.
The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when
he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they
could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest
were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking
for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and
he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his
second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests
were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then
wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on
board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had
wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his
head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the
world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the
world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to
Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish
that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could.