A Condom Crisis
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General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4.00 am
by the telephone. "Jannab, its the Minister of Health here.
Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!
I've just received word that the Durex factory in Rawalpindihas
burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Pakistani
supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."
Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able
to cope with all those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"
Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from
abroad..."
Musharaf: "India... ?"
Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on
this one!"
Musharaf: "What about Sri Lanka?"
Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are
stuck. Call the Sri Lankan President, Mahinda- tell him we
need one million condoms; colored gold and green; ten inches
long and eight inches thick! That way they'll know how big
the Pakis really are!!"
Miyan Musharaf called Mahinda, who agreed to help the Pakis
out in their hour of need.
Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad-full of boxes.
A delighted Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open the boxes. He
found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored
green and gold. He then noticed in small writing on each and
every one........
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MADE IN SRI LANKA
SIZE: SMALL