Older man

An older man approaches a younger woman inside a
shopping center. "Excuse me," he said. "I can't seem to
find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of
minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old
fellow, said, "Sure, sir, do you know where your wife
might be?"

"No, I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman
with tits like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere."