Suzuki's Brain
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First day after the new year break in Royal College.
The teacher introduces a new student, "Sakiro Suzuki from Japan."
Starting the lesson, she asks: "Let's see who knows history
Who said 'Give me freedom or death"? Absolute silence in the class,only Suzuki raises his hand: "Mahathma Gandhi -India"
"Very well, Suzuki. And who said '
"If all do not join now to save the good old ship of the Union this voyage nobody will have a chance to pilot her on another voyage?" Suzuki gets up: "Ranil Wickramasinghe " (2003)
The teacher looks over her students and says: "You should be ashamed, Suzuki is Japanese and knows history better than all of you!"
A low voice from the back rows: "Kiss my a** you sh*t Dumb!"
"Who was this?", shouts the teacher
Suzuki: "SB Disnakyake at the annual general meeting of Freedom Party to Chandrika."
The room is absolutely silent, only one voice can be heard:
"I think I have to throw up"
Suzuki "Anura Bandaranayake after eating food with Wimal Weerawansa"
Another student gets up and shouts: "Communist is a piece of sh*t
Suzuki: "Mangala Samaraweera during the gay fashion parade"
The students laugh hysterically, the teacher collapses, and the school principal comes in:
"Sh**t, I never saw such a mess."
Suzuki: "Chandrika 2004 when preparing the budget with JVP."