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What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs,
riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
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Q: What makes a happy man?
A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue,
son on the cover of Sports Illustrated,
mistress on the cover of Playboy and
wife on the cover of Missing persons.
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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's
underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear
at night.
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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...
backward...forward...
backward....forward... stop and eject.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
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7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a
place,where most people find pleasure