Sri Lankan

Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a
Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a big
residential house. Every time they passed in front of that house, the bird would
pronounce three sequential colors. One day, they heard, "Yellow, blue, black."
One of the nuns noticed that those colors perfectly matched the colors of their
underwear. She mentioned her discovery to the other two nuns, but both were
reluctant to believe that could be possible.

The next day, they all wore black underwear and passed in front of the house,
and very precisely the parrot spoke, "Black, black, black."

Hearing that, the three nuns were astonished. One of the nuns spoke up, "Girls, tomorrow we are going to trick that bird." After saying that, she recommended that the next day, none of them should be wearing any underwear under their vestments.

Respecting their agreement, the next day they wore no underwear, and proceeded to pass in front of the parrot's house. They peeked at the bird.

At the beginning, the parrot looked a bit puzzled. He swung back and forth on
the cane he was perched on. Then, after a while, the Parrot spoke, "Straight,
Straight, Curly!"

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was
staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never
done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.

The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in
the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the
next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."

The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he said.

The last man came into the office. The interviewer said "To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I
want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun and
went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.

The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"