Teacher: How many seconds are there in an year?
Student: 12 seconds..
Teacher: 12 seconds?? what you mean??
Student: yes ... 12 seconds.. January 2nd, February 2nd, march 2nd etc..etc..!!
A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken.
The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood.
She can’t find it so she looks innocently at the guy and takes his finger and sucks it.
The guy is so pleased he asks; “Do you think I could have a urine test done?”
How fast can you guess these words?
1. BOO_S
2 . _ _NDOM
3 . F_ _K
4 . P_N_S
5 . PU_S_
6 . S_X
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Answers:
1. BOOKS
2 . RANDOM
3 . FORK
4 . PANTS
5 . PULSE
6 . SIX
