A Loving E-mail

It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Florida for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. Since
both spouses worked, they had difficulty coordinating their schedules, so the
decision was made to have the husband leave for Florida on a certain day, with
the wife following him one day later. The man made it down to Florida and
arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop
and send his wife back in Minneapolis an email. However, he left off one letter
in typing his wife's email address and sent the email off without realizing his
error.

In another part of the country, a widow had just returned from the funeral of
her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just a few days earlier. She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from her husband's relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor. The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email message:

To My Loving Wife: I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for
your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

Your Devoted Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Santa and the Blonde

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a
beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"

Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the
children, y'know!"

She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
"Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the
children, y'know!"

She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa replies "Hey Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney
with my di** this way!"

Password rejected

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock
effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying
in.

"P....E....N....I....S.."

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****

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